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69.
Melting pot of the worst human trash and stupidest people walking this Earth. A Walmart is also the number one spot for the ultimate People-Watching experience.
Frustrated White Trash Mother in Walmart: (says to her crying five year old son with scars and a mullet) "Put them back on the shelf, you know we can't afford no Lucky Charms!"
by B3player89 December 17, 2008
 
29.
A place where idiots like to shop and complain.
Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
 
30.
A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.
Wal mart: You can't escape me! You're like bugs. Attracted to my big shiny blue light!!
by bigshow8891 October 08, 2005
 
31.
Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)
I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.
by Redfoxx January 08, 2004
 
32.
n. A large, prosperous corporation whose business is "lower prices" on basically everything imaginable to mankind short of weapons of mass destruction and sex toys, always good to invest in for quick cash-in.
"Hey, Francine, it's three in the morning and i can't think for this f***ing paper any more, let's go to Walmart and buy us a Twix, a coke and some cliffnotes."
by steveisright December 18, 2003
 
33.
1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked.

2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell.

3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed.

4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.
Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul!
by i-1-2-69 December 14, 2007
 
34.
Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.
My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart
by Kerb November 27, 2004
 
35.
Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?
The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.
by jay November 30, 2003