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1. Place where 90% of my wardrobe comes from.

2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.

3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!

4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)

5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
I need to update my wardrobe- to Wal*Mart!
by Malcolm X-crement January 18, 2004
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The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.
Wal-Mart sells cheap crap!
by musicfan62 March 22, 2009
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A business based in Bentonville, AR that decides to takeover the economy of small towns buy building a store with prices so low, all other businesses are forced to shut down.
The worst serial rapist treated his victim better than the local Wal-Mart treats their employees.
by Anthony Simon September 03, 2003
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A crappy store for poor people. It will give you the lowest quality items. It hides illegal immigrants in is store and says i dont know where they came from. Why isnt any of there stuff free if the price is always going lower. They let people have heart attacks in their store and dont do anything about it. They want to take over the world and they run out all of the real stores. There is a criminal mastermind at the head of the company.
Y do u go to wal-mart when you can get a better price at target.
by anonymous February 18, 2005
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Like the cocaine for Rednecks, they just can't stop coming to this economic bully. Walmart is run by fat stupid bald guys who hunt for badgers in their spare time and actually bought that stupid mounted fish that wriggles and sings.
"Hey mom! Look! a Badger Shooting game for only FIVE DOLLARS!!! Yippee!! YODELYODELYODEL!!!!"
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Melting pot of the worst human trash and stupidest people walking this Earth. A Walmart is also the number one spot for the ultimate People-Watching experience.
Frustrated White Trash Mother in Walmart: (says to her crying five year old son with scars and a mullet) "Put them back on the shelf, you know we can't afford no Lucky Charms!"
by B3player89 December 17, 2008
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A white trash term for Wal-mart, usually used when going into gas stations and asking the clerk how to get to the nearest wal-mart.
After getting clear directions, they still have no idea how to get there.
They also look for Shells, Krogers, Targets, K-marts, Ventures, Best Buys, ect.
Scuse me there man, can you tells me wheres the closests wal-marts is from heres, I'm from Chillicothe and they dun aint's gots one there yet. Cuz I needs to get me sum beef jerky and a tweety bird shirt.
by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005
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