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The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain. Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"
Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!" |
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A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker. The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.
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a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores. walmart is ghey
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1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.
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1. Hell
2. A bad place to work 3. A bad place to shop 4. See number 1 i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
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who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia I had a good paying job until walmart opened
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A fucking chainstore that's taking over every business. 1st Guy: Hey! What happened to the Kmart that used to be right there?
2nd Guy: They turned it into a walmart. |
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a corporation soon to rule the world with the help of McDonalds. A) Hey wanna go to Walmart?
B) I would teabag walmart if they sold nuts big enough to do it! A) I hear they're rolling back prices. |
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