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Someone who has not yet been in a walmart yet. Often these people are stunned by the size of these North-American stores.

Most Europeans are Walmart virgins. If someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a Walmart slut.
Canadian: have you been to Walmart before?
Dutch guy: *embarassed* ... no
Canadian: oh i see, your still a Walmart virgin.
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Dutch guy: I will never forget my first Walmart.
Canadian: I feel you men
by Dutch surfer August 28, 2011
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