Top definition
The extreme pain one receives from playing the demo games at Walmart for an extended period of time. This is caused by the horrible idea of putting the TV screen, that you're playing the game on, practically directly above your head.
Chuck: Yo, Mikey what's wrong with ur neck?

Mikey: It's fucked up cause I played the demo of MLB 2K9 at Walmart on those shitty screens!

Chuck: Oh man, you got a bad case of Walmart Neck.
by BricklayerTCK May 16, 2009
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
2
Something that is only theoretical, because most Wal-Mart employees and shoppers don't have necks.
If she lost 200lbs she'd have a Walmart Neck, but it's currently engulfed in fat.
by walford December 08, 2009
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush