Bob: You mean voilà, right? The French word that means "look there"?
Doug: God dammit, am I dumb.
Bob: Yep, you sure are. I bet you also say "would of" when you really mean to say "would've", right?
Doug: Uh... maybe?
Bob: You know, English has a correct and incorrect way to spell things. It's not the 16th century when there was no formalization of the language and people simply made up spellings based on how they thought words sounded. There are standard spellings for words and it would behoove you to learn to spell like an adult. I mean, dude... you're 35.
Doug: lawl, fag... roffle
A Punkawallah pulls a string and acts as a manual fan for rich people. A Dabbawallah collects lunchboxes off the office workers and fills them and takes their lunch to them.
"Oy Punjabi, come over here mate - get the wallah to clear up the plates, and bring us a few beers theres a good chap".
"Excuse me mr Punkawallah but I think our bill is too much
Exactly how much are your poppadoms"?