2. OMFG i got pwned by walle
"Captain: Out there, Earth, is our home. Home AUTO, and it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and do nothing. That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone has ever done on this blasted ship.
AUTO: In space we will survive.
Captain: I don't want to survive, I want to live!
AUTO: I must follow my directive.
Captain turns around in frustration, and then looks at pictures of past captains to notice AUTO is closer to the camera in progressing pictures
Captain: turns back around I'm the captain of this ship! We are going home today AUTO!"