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Look at this walking turds lips.
by Rest In Piss February 05, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A person that has a tendency to dress in brown frequently.

The word was created when Nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown Zune. We then called him a walking turd.

Also used to define a UPS man (see turd on wheels)
Did you see Nick yesterday? He was like a walking turd!
by Jewnyer February 14, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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When u take a dump, crap, turd.... u know. And it starts to move and u say, "What the Hell?" and then it attacks u
Alex: "Damn man, I found a walkingturd in my toilet yesterday"
Jim: "Wow"
by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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