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a big mammal that swims underwater
What's that big thing underwater?

It's a wales!
by georgeburtonthecurtainh October 26, 2011
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Devolved country within the United Kingdom of which no one outside the U.K has ever heard of.
Invaded, conquered & then promptly forgotten about by the English around 700 years ago the Welsh maintain a strong and very one sided rivalry with the their Anglo-Saxon neighbours. The English, to busy maintaining their rivalry with the French take very little notice of this.
Like many countries with a relatively small population and large agricultural base( i.e New Zealand, Australia, Scotland) the people of Wales are the targets, and original victims, of the epithet 'sheep shagger'.
Wales seems to produce an above average output of very attrative ladies (Catherine Zeta Jones,Charlotte Church, inumerable Big Brother contestants) which has been specualted to be the product of either a healthy rural diet, good clean valley air or that they simply evolved this way as the only means of tempting welsh men away from their sheep.
Wales allegedly has it's own language but that fact that it sounds like a horse coughing up phlegm and and all the words contain more vowels than constantants have led many to beleive they're simply taking the piss.
Main exports: Sheep, coal, socalism, Big Brother contestants, pop bands, rugby.
Q. Excuse me, are you English?

A. Fuck off boyo, I'm from Wales.
by El B@stardo February 11, 2009
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a message to you Americans we british doesnt mean english so next time you think of the british don't think about tea think about pwitty fwowers and awesome accents and welsh cakes and people that have the oldest language in europe. think about these things a welshman invented the = symbol
a welshman named mount everest

and we have the oldest record shop in the world
and granted we have more sheep than people in wales but we are kind enough to give them to you unabused
some guy: hey look its a welshie

some guys friend: haha lol twatfag

welshie: throws famous people from wales at them
by welshcakeman February 07, 2010
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The shittest place on earth where everyone shags sheep and gets pissed then shove leeks up their bum-holes then go lose at rugby, also the go and moan about the english but i don't know why because all we do is give and help and sort you out and when you think you can, you go and fight us but end up losing because you are shit at everything.(LOL only messing, I know we make jokes but we like you really like you lot and you realy helped us out through history so whatever we say don't take it to heart)
Wow wales isn't as bad as we all think
by Alistair Canning March 26, 2011
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wales is mint it jus like england but we get 4goten
ever1 in wales arnt sheep shagers im from wales an were i live theres less sheep than fkin nyc
by luke47 October 06, 2006
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The Welsh language has good swear words. Actually, those are the only Welsh words I know.

Ydy hi'n wir fod Seimon yn bwchio Dafydd?

Simon sure is shafting David.

Welsh people sing well too. I mean, you know that chick whose... young.. and she was in that movie with the singing? she was Welsh, or played a Welsh person. Her father was a drunk rock star.
Timmy: Do you like Dragons?
Sam: Why, yes I do, Timmy.
Timmy: The Welsh flag has a dragon on it, bitch!
Sam: Blow me.
by crabuloux occifer December 01, 2004
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an extention of england
man: you been to wales?
woman: that place in england?
man:...yeah pretty much
by acbhjnr April 22, 2011
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