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Devolved country within the United Kingdom of which no one outside the U.K has ever heard of.
Invaded, conquered & then promptly forgotten about by the English around 700 years ago the Welsh maintain a strong and very one sided rivalry with the their Anglo-Saxon neighbours. The English, to busy maintaining their rivalry with the French take very little notice of this. Like many countries with a relatively small population and large agricultural base( i.e New Zealand, Australia, Scotland) the people of Wales are the targets, and original victims, of the epithet 'sheep shagger'. Wales seems to produce an above average output of very attrative ladies (Catherine Zeta Jones,Charlotte Church, inumerable Big Brother contestants) which has been specualted to be the product of either a healthy rural diet, good clean valley air or that they simply evolved this way as the only means of tempting welsh men away from their sheep. Wales allegedly has it's own language but that fact that it sounds like a horse coughing up phlegm and and all the words contain more vowels than constantants have led many to beleive they're simply taking the piss. Main exports: Sheep, coal, socalism, Big Brother contestants, pop bands, rugby. Q. Excuse me, are you English?
A. Fuck off boyo, I'm from Wales. |
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A place of ancient Celtic culture that was flourishing long before the English even existed. Much of the culture is long lost but there is wealth of mystery, richness, beauty and fame connected to Wales that most people have no idea about.
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To look beyond the sheep jokes, daffodils and rugby and it is important to recognise it was one of the first literary cultures on Earth. Celtic way of life was overflowing with poetry and great legends some little known and some world famous and more often than not, very wrongly, attributed these days to England. They lived, on the whole peacefully, believing in nature, song, literature, dance... basically life just being fun. It was actually one of the first nations where women were treated in many ways equally to men! They even lived at peace with the Romans after the Roman invasion into Britain developing a sophisticated, ahead of its time nation! Unfortunately the English (at that point Normans, Germans, French) i.e. the Anglo Saxons came to Britain and ruined most of it. Wales has so much to be remembered for, namely some of the greatest legends, such as that of King Arthur and his round table which yes, was Celtic (WELSH) legend - though it is thought much of the legends are based on true figures. Though nowadays people tend to think King Arthur was English when what he did was in fact fight the Anglo-Saxons, he was in fact half-Celtic, half Roman. Wales has many other great stories, A welsh Indian tribe existed in Ame... |
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We gave you coal during the age of Steam.
We give you lamb (Which we thoughtfully leave unmolested, contrary to popular but increasingly tired belief) We created the legend of King Arthur, only for you to take it and pass it off as your own creation. We were living here and speaking our language when you were still somewhere in Scandinavia. We were one of the first people to put poetry and music together. So please, if you're going to disrespect us, do it properly. Surely the country that gave the World the likes of Shakespeare, can muster up a more scathing attack than ones involving common farmyard animals? The very fact that the Welsh are, for the most part, respected in other countries where the English are not - In my mind speaks volumes. Englishman: HAHA Sheepshagger Walesman!
Welshman:....OK? |
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a country next to england that often gets forgotten.
and when it is remembered people living there are called 'sheepshaggers'. just thought i remind people that we do have our own language. and wales is very different england. national anthem of wales
Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi, Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri; Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mâd, Tros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed. Gwlad, Gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad. Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau, O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau. |
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Country to the west of England that English people often forget exists. Wales rhymes with whales.
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A country with some of the best pubs in the World. Don't pick a fight in Wales because they will knock your teeth out.
Wales rocks. No one shags sheep and not everyone is called Gwenyth. Visit Wales! Some guy: FUCKIN WELSH BASTARDS!
Welsh man: Punches man in face. |
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Country to the west of england, Very proud and has THE best accent in the world Be welsh or be a wanker
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Winners of the Triple Crown, Grand Slam and Six Nations 2005. Wales 11-9 England
Italy 8-38 Wales France 18-24 Wales Scotland 22-46 Wales Wales 32-20 Ireland |
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