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29.
A fat jew from maine
why who i want to go to maine its full of waldos
by yoho2929 January 10, 2012
 
30.
A personthat shows up when not looked for. While also showing no shame. It can also be used as a person that never shows up when looked for.
Where were you for the meeting.Man you are such a waldo.
by Silent Strike March 18, 2003
 
31.
Waldo's are highly intelligent, fun loving, and fiercely loyal. Not overly concerned with fashion yet somehow remains devastingly good looking. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you are down, Waldo's will cheer you up. If you are hurt, Waldo's will help you to get better. If you are in trouble, Waldo's will come to your aid. A penchant for philosophy and knowledge of all things interesting makes Waldo's great sources of information. In the event of an emergency, Waldo's will always keep a level head. If you can find one, a Waldo is an asset to your life.
"Whoa, that dude is scary."
"No, that's just Waldo and he's going to kick your ass for being a douchebag."

"He's a hotty."
"No duh, that's Waldo."
by Maxine Lounge January 27, 2013
 
32.
A term used to point out gay men. Similar to the "Where's Waldo?" books.
Walking down the street someone sees someone they believe is gay and says "Waldo" and others can agree, disagree, confirm or disprove.
by speare07 August 24, 2007
 
33.
the guys who created 420. they went by the name the waldos, and since they were all in after school activities they figured that after an hour at 4:20 that it would be a very realistic time to go smoke weed by the woods.
Waldo #1: Hey man, 420 after school
Waldo #2: Yah man, i have to take a hit of that dank sh*t that just came into town
by Tanner101 April 01, 2006
 
34.
A claymate's best friend :)
We have a waldo sighting!!
by flipflops4clay March 07, 2005
 
35.
a raging lunitic who enjoys fellatio
Oh my god, here comes a waldo!
by Squirch November 13, 2003