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35. Waldo
(Adj.) One who commits acts of blasphemy on a regular basis.
Example:
-"You can not eat dinner, until you commit blasphemy!"

(Adv.) One who can never be found
Example:
-"Dude, where the fuck is Waldo at?"
Abby Nicole Dragon of Brownsburg, Indiana ;]

Waldo can never be found because she's always out commiting blasphemy.
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1. Waldo
A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
by Waldus Maximus Feb 22, 2004 add a video
2. waldo
that fucker that i can never find. damn you waldo!
Wheres waldo? ??????
by L. Camac Feb 1, 2005 add a video
3. Waldo
The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.
"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
4. Waldo
One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote.

How does he do it? Witchcraft.
P1: Where's Waldo?
p2: Who cares.... Hey! I found the remote!
5. Waldo
That guy you can never effing find, but when you do, it's like, how the fuck did I miss him?
I finally found Waldo, that crazy mofo
6. waldo
tricky son of a bitch
where the FUCKING HELL is WALDO?!
7. Waldo
Sorry, Definition Not Found.
Where the f*** is Waldo's definition!?
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