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A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
by Waldus Maximus February 22, 2004
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One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote.

How does he do it? Witchcraft.
P1: Where's Waldo?
p2: Who cares.... Hey! I found the remote!
by WhereisWAlDO April 15, 2010
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The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.
"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
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Where the f*** is Waldo's definition!?
by xWALDOx November 02, 2009
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that fucker that i can never find. damn you waldo!
Wheres waldo? ??????
by L. Camac February 01, 2005
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That guy you can never effing find, but when you do, it's like, how the fuck did I miss him?
I finally found Waldo, that crazy mofo
by apnapunjab February 10, 2009
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where the FUCKING HELL is WALDO?!
by iamwaldo June 10, 2007
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