A person recently hired by Walmart.
Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".
Person 1 - Hey look, it's Kate over there in her Walmart cashier uniform. Let's go talk to her.

Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.

Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry

Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!
by Arbiter6 April 22, 2007
1.People not dressed normaly shopping at Wal-Mart 2. Having an abnormal appreance.
See Wal-Martians @ www.peopleofwalmart.com
by funtickets February 20, 2010
The average Wal-Mart customer.
Why do the Wal-Martians leave carts sideways in the main aisle?
by 100db February 04, 2010
Someone who was born in a Wal-Mart Supercenter or a Sam's Club.
People from Mars are called Martians, and people from Wal-mart are called Wal-martians.
by NintenJoseph March 27, 2009
The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.
These Wal-Martians are freaks! I never see them anywhere else!
by BGtheFiend July 24, 2015

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