people prone to purchasing poor quality, useless goods because they are cheap. Can also describe slow moving, dull cashiers and customer service representatives that know nothing of customer service
-people don't buy quality stuff anymore, we've turned into a society of Walmartians!

-she grew impatient as the walmartian slowly and casually scanned the items while talking to the next cashier about cheerleading practise....with 10 people in line.
by marcianna October 24, 2006

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Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.
Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"

George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."
by renegadeangel92 February 20, 2011

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The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.
These Wal-Martians are freaks! I never see them anywhere else!
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A person of 'Trailer Park' (U.S) or a 'Council House' (U.K)
Lifestyle,
usually inbred,like people who come from towns like
'Fleetwood', Or 'Burnley' in 'Lancashire',U.K,
these 'people' tend to have

mom and dad = gramps and sis heritage.
Walmartian Can be found around the' Freeport' vacinity in 'Fleetwood' Lancs U.K.

smelly,shout-not talk
eg. white,fat-unemployed,can afford cigarettes,not food for the kids
stupid,foul mouthed,ignorant,smell of fish-cheese-farts and piss,

unsuccessfull at prostitution,however
stupendously successfull at catching/spreading Venerial
Desease/breeding.
by Drifter1470 February 04, 2012

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Overweight, quadriplegic or just outright ugly people who dwell at the store named Walmart for excessive amounts of time.
"Oh my, Betsy is quite the Walmartian, isn't she? Rolling around the isles and such.
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A name for the combination of freaks such as goths, "gangstas", mexicans, etc., that hang around Wal-Mart.
Julia: I always try to get out of Wal-Mart as quickly as possible to avoid confrontation with the weirdos that hang out there.

Scott: You mean the "Wal-Martians"?
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An empty carapice of a person who has been abducted by aliens and has been brainwashed with extremely conservative, Republican, and evangelical ideals. The walmartian is actually part of a massive conspiracy to overthrow the American government by voting for horrid right wing politicians and destroying local economies. Walmartians are forced to spend the majority of their lives in Walmarts so that they can be brainwashed with the newest alien plans. They are most often spotted at 2-5 AM in very large groups talking loudly with hick dialects and beating their wives/children/husbands while trying to find the gunrack aisle. They lack any intelligence and cannot be reasoned with. If you come into contact with one, avoid eye contact and try to remain absolutely still. The walmartian cannot see movement due to the bright lights in their hives.
1. James: I heard the walmartians are going to nominate Judge Roy Moore for president.
Robert: Shit, we're all screwed.

2. Alexa: Last time I went to Walmart, I got stuck in line between two packs of walmartians.
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