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Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing. Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.
Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day. |
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A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing. C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.
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A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something. Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.
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A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.
They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section. They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*) Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart.
Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees! Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition) |
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A large piece of shit. wal-mart is one big piece of shit with a door
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The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart
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1) Prices so low that any business within a ten kilometer radius will inevitably board up and shut down.
2) THE place to meet hillbillies and rednecks, since everything is cheap and low quality along with a McDonald's RIGHT INSIDE so you can get cheap ass fat. 3) Longest lineups, rudest people, underappreciated employees, and huge tightwads who bitch that they can't return a $3 shoe. ie Successful business. Wal-Mart again? C'mon, aren't there other places where we pay more to NOT see 40 year-old fatass tightwads paying with $3 cheques?
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A store which out sources Canadian and American jobs to third world countries in order to sell cheap merchandise to third world refugees in Canada and America. We're going out of business, a Wal-mart opened in our city...
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