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1) Retail establishment, AKA Sprawl-Mart, that represents the worst of American capitalist society and values: Mindless consumerism, quanitity over quality, the shrinking middle class, dead-end service-sector employment, anti-unionism, trade deficits, blind patriotism, racism, illiteracy, obesity, and tilt-up suburban sprawl.
2) A major donor to George W. Bush and the Republican Party, whose policies in turn create more Wal-Mart customers by offshoring good-paying union jobs. 3) Its very presence in a city identifies that city as an epicenter of lowlife inbreds or as adjacent to one. 4) Place where people of the middle class go to buy toilet paper and cat litter. "Today I went to Wal-Mart to buy White Rain shampoo, diapers, Hamburger Helper and Marlboro Reds. Then I watched Fox News and voted for Dubya"
"Last month I was let go from our town's family-owned hardware store. Yesterday I learned they are going out of business on account of the new Wal-Mart." |
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A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing. C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.
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A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something. Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.
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A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.
They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section. They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*) Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart.
Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees! Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition) |
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A large piece of shit. wal-mart is one big piece of shit with a door
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The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart
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1) Prices so low that any business within a ten kilometer radius will inevitably board up and shut down.
2) THE place to meet hillbillies and rednecks, since everything is cheap and low quality along with a McDonald's RIGHT INSIDE so you can get cheap ass fat. 3) Longest lineups, rudest people, underappreciated employees, and huge tightwads who bitch that they can't return a $3 shoe. ie Successful business. Wal-Mart again? C'mon, aren't there other places where we pay more to NOT see 40 year-old fatass tightwads paying with $3 cheques?
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A store which out sources Canadian and American jobs to third world countries in order to sell cheap merchandise to third world refugees in Canada and America. We're going out of business, a Wal-mart opened in our city...
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