|1.||Wake 'n' Wank|
To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.
I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!