To Wainer someone is to make them better looking or better endowed.
We took Brian out and wainered him. Girls love him now.
originated from somebody with the sirname of wain.
now it just means they look dozy act a bit stupidly and may even have a cockzipilis
also to be a wainer you need to be known for making a noise like UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in a load deep voice (try it now)
Nick: hi wainer
Nick: oh so the cockzipilis
is still bad then
The southern way or saying "weiner"
Guy1: So what do you think of my wainer Paul?
Guy2: Well I'd say its good enough to enter the county fair