a shortish, blonde, skinny girl who had the word schtoom stolen from her and then used against her...but has now reclaimed it by adding defintions for both schtoom and waif...victory!

a very skinny person, especially woman

Noun - A poor, skinny, homeless child typically in Dickensian London. Normally has unnecessary filth about his face and/or clothing. The butt of many cruel jokes involving his financial status.

Verb - the act of "waifing"

Adjective - A cruel insult, normally used for people smaller or less fortunate than yourself.

Adverb - "in the manor of a waif"

A model, usually involved with haute-couture modeling who is skinnier than the average model.

A skinnyskinny person, usually lanky.

A skinny woman that you can probably literally break in two.

an ownerless piece of property that is found

V. A euphemism for the word "Rape" made up by Wal-Mart, (and later adopted in K-Mart stores as well),in order to sell a Nirvana album. The album featured a song called "Rape Me", which most likely expressed the band's feelings about the music industry. Being the profiteers they are, Wal-Mart changed the name of the song, however most other text referring to the song remained the same.