When someone is butthurt and whining about stupid shit.
WHINE ONE ONE SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHHHHHHHMBULANCE. WE HAVE AN EMOGENCY.
Malori: my mommy and daddy divorced and now im failing school all because of them omg my life fucking sucks!!!!!!!!1111
Scarlette: WHINE ONE ONE
Scarlette: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAHMBULANCE
when someone is crying over something stupid, you tell them that you are calling one of these
see also wahmburger
Wah! Someone call a wahmbulance, this douche-tard didn't get his hs way. While you're there get him a wahmburger!
What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger
stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally
a vehicle like an ambulance, except used to rescue people from their cries instead of their injuries.
Carl: MAN! I can't stand that kid!
Bill: Someone call wah-one-one to get the wahmbulance.
when somebody is whining this is called
Quick, Somebody call the Wahmbulance, Andy pulled his Waaahmstring