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Sticking flowers up someones butthole while spoon-feeding them grits and screaming "Hunker Down!"
I wagon wheeled the fuck out of his gooch last night.
by Darrell Roberts September 18, 2011
When a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. He then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard "spokes."

This is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.
(Heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., Thursday) "I've been fuckin' wagon wheeled!"
by ApolloCrudd October 07, 2011

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