A late Romantic era composer known for his brilliant innovations in harmony and immensely large scale operas but also for his controversal proto-fascist views. Wagner composed mostly operas and, unlike most other composers, created his own librettos rather than setting music to those written by others. He also greatly developed the techniques of leitmotifs and through-composition.
Today, Wagner is probably best known for the wedding chorus popularly known as Here Comes the Bride (from his opera Lohengrin) and Ride of the Valkyries (from his opera The Valkyrie). Also, much of the modern stereotype of opera comes from his work, specifically the Ring cycle operas.
Due to his ultra-right wing politics and connection to the Nazi Germany, he is rather controversal composer and his work is more or less blacklisted in Israel.
Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries is far better than any of those silly metal songs.
a wicked dope dude who wrote teh dopest operazz
a jawsome sweetness of Wagner's: Tristan und Isolde
A never-ending conversation that jumps from topic to topic without any central theme or logical end. Typically, one must be rescued from a "full wagner". If left unaided, the individual being "wagnered" could pass out, suffer from muscle failure, or even die of starvation.
Hey Chris, I saw the email about the network going down this afternoon. My ham radio went down this afternoon too. You should see my new ham radio, it has buttons and fairy dust. Did you see that article on the Drudge Report about how the Democrats are stockpiling all of the fairy dust for use in the National Parks? I was at a National Park last year; I'm pretty sure I saw a Sasquatch. Have you seen that show about hunting for "squatches". And there's that other show about running moonshine. My brother was in one of those episodes; he has his own still. It's pretty impressive really: he replaced all of the copper with zinc, and runs in on a generator powered by lemons...
"Chris, uh, the, uh mail server is crashing. Yeah, that's it. We need you in the back."
"Thanks man, he was in a full wagner that time."
When you barf in the middle of an opera, preferably all over your date. The more steampunk the opera, the more of a probability that wagnering will happen. The wagnerer typically climbs over other opera patrons, covered in his or her own vomit, attempting to reach the bathroom to wagner some more.
Girlfriend: OMG go to the bathroom the opera is happening
Patron: Wtf is that smell, did someone Wagner?!
Acronym for "Wild Ass Guess Not Easily Refutable." This is a wild ass guess
that you can actually support with numbers, statistics or other "facts." It doesn't matter if these "facts" are real or not, just as long as someone can't easily refute them.
The new budget is a WAGNER so you can present it to management and they won't see through it.
to masturbate, name after the xfactor singer of the same name, having a wagner!
mate, shut the door, im having a wagner!
A blonde jew trying to be a nazi, typically referring to the short MOTHER FUCKER THAT EATS SHIT THINKING IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT. A Wagner, such as Brett Joseph Wagner, is the largest of Wagners, feeling the need to ruin everyone's day at the sight of him in Britany's car every morning. Speaking to him is like trying to talk to a retarded dolphin, it's just not gonna happen.
Brett: Man guess what happened to me last weekend?
Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!
Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!