Waft = weed/hash
A waft = a tasty spliff, preferably rolled backwards using high quality weed and skins.
Wafted = stoned
Story. Do you have any waft?
Yeah got some nice shit
Let us roll you a waft
Go for it
A hovering of a smell (fart maybe) through the air.
How dare you waft your fart in my direction!
The rancid smell emitted from between a woman's legs that makes the other start to say, "WHAT THE F***." But instead lose their lunch halfway into it.
Matt pulled down Cindy's pants and the waft from her dusty old cakes jumped out and b****slapped him in the face.
What a Fucking Twat.
Person 1: Hi Mark, do you have the accounts?
Mark: I do yeah.
Person 1: ok... can i get them please.
Mark: No i am busy (hangs up phone)
Later talking to colegues:
Person 1: Mark is a Waft.
Act of one wafting various smells and scents foward and away from objects and people
Madison go waft away!
A term that can be used in many contexts to express indifference, disbelief, disregard or to to discredit what was previously said.
Note: This versatile word can NEVER be over used. Its survival through the ages is akin to that of a beaver or a red squirrel.
It also evolves constantly.
P: "Where did you go on holiday?"
S: "The Maldives with Megan Fox"
P: "ha, WAFT!"
C: "That lecturer doesn't have a clue."
E: "I know like. What a load of waft!"
After watching a pretentious movie: "Never experienced such waft in my life!"
"My essay was just a load of waft but i sounded good."
Or "I was wafting on in that essay, didn't know anything about the economic state of Galway!"
waft to make a sentence sarcastic, usually used by scottish teenagers to poke fun at others.
Tom you are amazing at singing, waft.