to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk
We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!
by valintina4 August 16, 2005
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To be defeated/dominated by another in an amusing context
Jazzy got waffled
by Dunni October 28, 2003
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to be hungry as a motherfucker; starving as shit
hey man i'm so fucking waffled right now, want to grab some food?
by kaxhryn January 27, 2017
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gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.
"Can I make it??"
"Dude no you'll get waffled!"

"Fml man I got a ticket for waffle-ing"
by kellyrck March 14, 2013
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its where your making love to your woman when out of no where you hop up on her chest and take a dump right between her tits..then (you gotta be fast) reach under the bed and pull out your handy tennis racket and smack her hard right across the tits so the dump waffles out across her chest...you know youve done it good itf her nipples stick up through the dump
my bitch is so crazy we cant even have sex without her demanding being waffled
by dezzz nutts June 2, 2010
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Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.
"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."
by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021
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