An extremely hot woman, so hot, she could do anything idiotic or gross, and it wouldn't matter.
Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.
1: Person A: Dude, check out that woman picking her nose.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.
2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.
A woman so hot she could shit on your waffles and you'd still eat them.
"Dude, she's hot, but not wafflecrapper status."