To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY
Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?
Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.
Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?
No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.
to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.
When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
dude, i shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp
the female version of cockblocking
"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."
To use a treaded boot to stomp something soft, thus leaving an impression of the boot which looks similar to the imprint left by a waffle iron.
Use: "Did you see Jason wafflestomp his french fries when they served them cold?!"
verb. to get your shirt signed by a band member
Dude, i got my shirt wafflestomped by the guitarist from Big D
To hardcore pwn someone. One of the worst types of ownings known.
Holy shit, I just wafflestomped that nub in 1 hit!!!1