The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.
by mfishym November 29, 2011
by Pygmy Squid November 24, 2008
Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.
Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!
by The Danglers 304 June 11, 2010
by CLUE315 August 14, 2008
by Littlemanto March 31, 2011
When you take a shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then closer the lid. Making an imprint with the keyboard in a grid like fashion similar to making waffles on a waffle iron.
by The poet2 April 24, 2014
V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance
by BigDiction March 05, 2015