A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.
My girlfriend upped the ante last night, I actually got a Waffle Debacle!
1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!