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less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.
oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!
by coopersplonker1 October 07, 2011