Has sex with a manager and co-worker at the same time. Sells drugs, most commonly prescription.
Has trouble adjusting to college 15 minutes down the road.
Girl: Hey! Wanna buy some adohral?
Boy: No Waddles. Go away.
Fucking waddles. What a cunt. Huge.
2. v - To tap someone's waddle with your hand, flat and outstretched, in an upward motion. Like tapping someone on their shoulder but in the opposite direction.
Defending against a waddle can be employed by pressing chin up against your chest... which tires out the lower facial muscles. Or one can make their hand flat and touch the fingers of their hand to their waddle (noun). It's like defending the eyepoke from the 3 Stooges except you put your hand under your chin.
Warning - Waddling (verb) is contagious.