A tightly folded up "wad" of toilet paper jammed in your ass crack to prevent yourself from shitting your pants because you have diarrhea.
Is a temporary fix, for example if it comes on when you're out in a bar or a club. Note the wad needs to be changed quite frequently.
Is most commonly mistaken for a wad of dough/money.
In the Bar:
Guy 1:"Hey man, big night tonight, I've taken out a lot of cash, how about you - you gonna blow your Wad?"
Guy 2: "I sure as hell hope not..." *runs to bathroom again*
an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.
"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"
large sum of money one owns.
The boy had a wad in his wallet.
An amount (generally one ejaculation) of male semen.
I just shot a wad in the shower.
WAD - what a dick - wuht ay dik -- An androgynous expression used as a release of disapproving energy toward another individual. Commonly used as a replacement for such expressions as "no," "i don't agree," "you are being greedy," "you are lacking expertize." Currently trademarked by Michael F. Surman Esquire, the phrase has captured the hearts and minds of all young individuals throughout the Midwood-Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn and the Greater Garbage Dump Region of Staten Island.Also popularized by members on the NICO Forums - Altima Coupe sub-section by members who like turtles.
Real-Life usage of the WAD:
Arthur: Mike is that my lighter?
Matt: I want purple lights!!!
Waiter: Sir your food is ready!
Arthur: yo im gonna go blaze a blunt with my boy ....
Mike : WAD ! and ur no inviting me... aight i see how it is
Mike: hey do you guys have any available uhal trucks....
Truck Guy: no sorry we are all out..
Mike : WOW WAD !!!
Random Occurrence: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WAD!
Inquiring Customer: Excuse me sir do you have any WD40
Your Face: No but i think youre a WAD40
Wad(n.)1: A data file for id Software's incredibly popular 'Doom' series of games first released in 1993. The term ".Wad" is short for "Where's all the data?" They can be used to distribute user created content as well and thus spawned the videogame modding phenomenon. As of 2006 there are thousands of user created .wads avalible for download.
Person1: "Hey, did you check out that new .wad for doom 2?"
Person2: "Yeah it was a pretty sweet deathmatch map!"
Person1: "Doom forever!"
Suffix used in building offensive terms for groups of people. Generally conveys more emphasis than the root word alone.
Geekwad, dorkwad, gaywad, etc.
Wednesday Afternoon Drinks.
The earlier version of or prelude to WND.
Probably the best of all AD's, because Wednesday is just a great day to go out drinking.
Best enjoying in moderation, having WND on a weekly basis is fine, a weekly WAD however will lead to serious brain damage.
Also be careful combining WAD with too many other AD's during the same week.
MAD, TAD, ThAD and FAD are fine, but WAD is best!
A: Are we going for WND today?
B: Why not make it a WAD for once?
A: I'm in!