What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there
My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room
by Blade boy gardener March 03, 2004
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a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.
My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.
by Katherine January 14, 2004