What you on about?
Conjured up after being over influenced by chat lingo style abbreviations - Discovered by Sam and Irfan.
Guy 1: Have you been to that new club which opened down at 6th Avenue?
Guy 2: WYOA??, I live like a block away from there. Ofcourse I checked it out.
Guy 1: *talking fast and anxiously*
Guy 2: WYOA?, slow down dawg, your not making any sense!!
What (are) you on about? When are large alpha male
notices his female companion conversing with another male, the former will often stride over and bellow "WHAT YOU ON ABOUT?" repeatedly at the top of his voice, until the other males retreat.
Female: "Good afternoon kind sir..."
Male 1: "Good afternoon madam..."
Alpha Male: "WHAT YOU ON ABOUT? WHAT YOU ON ABOUT? WHAT YOU ON ABOUT?" WYOA?
(exc.) Wipe Your Own Ass. Used when someone asks a ridiculous favor.
"Hey, dude, can you drive over here and beat this level for me?"
"WYOA, ass wipe"