What would Towelie Do? Towelie is a recurring character/towel on South Park who enjoys smoking marijuana and "getting a little high."
"I don't smoke marijuana, but if it's vaporized I guess I'm not technically smoking it...hmmmm....WWTD?"
What Would Tebow Do
B. Roethlisberger: To rape this drunk girl or not?
Drunk girl: WWTD! WWTD!
B. Roethlisberger: Oh, you mean beat me in the playoffs?
Acroynm for "What would Tyrone do?" This acronym is mentally or verbally stated when the subject poses the inquiry of what Tyrone
(the epitomized representation of African-American males) would do in the given situation.
WWTD represents a modernized version of the acronym WWJD
, "What would Jesus do?" Its usage has become increasingly popular and has begun to replace WWJD, for many find that the ability to think from the mindset of the young, black male is more relevant in today's world than thinking from the mindset of Jesus.
Jose discovers a bag of marijuana stashed in the school's restroom. He instantly thought to himself, "WWTD?"
Jamal made a purchase from a local dealer, but it turns out that the dealer had hustled him. Jamal asks his friend, Paul, to back him up while he confronts the dealer. At this time, Paul asked himself, "WWTD?"
What Would Tank Do ? Referring to a wise public figure in the Northern Territory of Australia by the name of Tank , a true veteran of the split second decision. Before making any rash life decisions you must first consider WWTD ?
"Would you like fries with that sir ?" "............WWTD" "Should we keep the baby honey ?" "...........WWTD"
WWTD = Where Would Tony Dine is a regional colloquialism based on facebook updates consisting of only what/where a person is eating, causing people everywhere to ask themselves... WWTD whenever hungry.
Man, I'm starving WWTD??? Oh yeah fuzzy taco
Who Wants To Drink?
*At a party*
Acronym for "What Would Tiger Do," often used to imply, in any given situation, would Tiger Woods would do; is usually meant to be used in a sex-related scenario.
Man 1: Dude, my wife caught me cheating with another woman. She's planning to leave me. What should I do?
Man 2: Ask yourself, WWTD.
Man 1: Oh. So pay my wife to stay with me while continuing to have sex with my mistress?