Kellen Heard is a 7' tall 500# behemoth of a man who played 3 seasons of collegiate football at Texas A&M before getting his degree and transferring.
He is notoriously huge and selectively laborious, making him a microcosm for all that is great in America. He also put a late hit on a famous female quarterback from a school in Austin.
He's a man, a scholar, and an Oakland Raider. A box of rocks might be smarter than Kellen Heard and yet he makes millions more than you.
Kellen Heard is a beacon of light in our dark times.
Person B, a friend, asks the following
B- "You're just going to sit there and watch that?"
A- "Dude, WWKHD?"
B- "You're right."
Both gentlemen go tackle the old lady and rip out her fillings so that they can pawn them and use the money to buy women of loose morals.