A very homo
pseudo-sport program watched by millions of straight men.
Jon: I'm going to watch two oiled up dudes take a good hammering in the ring.
Mark: Oh, is WWE on again?
A well rehearsed ballet for men that is believed to be real by trailer trash. It involves steroid pumping sweaty men in speedos rolling around in a ring groping and massaging each other. People who enjoy it usually grow up in a trailer park and/or just want to see some hot guy on guy action.
Cleitus: Hey der Jeb, come watch this here WWE wrestling, he gonna pin this sweaty manly man...
Jeb: Wow, he got him all wrapped up lik a tight package...
Cleitus: Ya a tight...hot...sweaty package right thar.
Formerly one of the best soap opera for men EVER! That was before the story suddenly went bonkers and the WWE proved to be a federation of wussies, not men.
Their name used to be WWF (World Wrestling Federation), but due to a lawsuit from an organization with panda representation, they changed it to WWE. I just stopped watching after that. How could they possibly let a bunch of animals beat them? That's why we're humans. We eat animals like pandas, not bow to them.
Aside from that, all of my favorite wrestlers which I had known for years were beginning to disappear from the ring, so I stopped watching in order to keep my old fashion ideal wrestling image. It's great, except the latest wrestling game which I like to play is WWF No Mercy on the N64.
Stone Cold - The supreme bad ass
The Rock - The most charismatic man in sports entertainment
Gilbert - A Goldberg ripoff who is just hilarious
These are the wrestlers I remember.
A soap opera for repressed homosexual rednecks. Consists of overweight men in tight spandex with huge bulges role-playing, trying to 'wrestle' each other, and getting all melodramatic. Yeah thats not blatantly gay...
The most well known sports entertainment fed (yes even though it is now a real sport it is still a fed). Because of the WWE everyone knows that wrestling is fake (yes the WWE let everyone know that wrestling is fake and changed wrestling so everyone would realize it). You smart asses who think you could actually last five seconds with anyone of its competitors because it is fake tell that to Lita, Victoria, Molly Holly, or Rey Mysterio. Its active compettitors include heavyweights, cruiserweights (the little guys), and women.
Wrestling haters can kiss my smart ass.
Bullshit fed to little kiddies and geeks, who think that it is real and.or cool
"wwe can get a spoon and eat my ass"
One of the best goddam shows on the planet. Even though it is fake some of us like to enjoy it so don't ruin it for us you WWE haten Crackers. Includes greats like Batista, The Undertaker, John Cena, and Randy Ortan.
Don't fuck with the WWE bitck. WWWWWOOOOOOOOOO