Normally the WVU fan is more likely to get a DUI in Morgantown than an AA, AS, BA, or BS; much less an MS, MD, JD, etc.
WVU Fan: Naw, I dropped outta high school.
Normal Person: You must have family that went there?
WVU Fan: Ugh Ugh, my brother went to some fancy college outta state, my sis went to Marshall, my paw took a couple of classes at tech, my wife goes to WVSU, my uncle went to UC, and my girl wants to go to Mountain State.
Normal Person: Oh, you must live close to Morgantown.
WVU Fan: Nope, I live right outside Huntington.