what the fish
omg what the fish, what the fish mann, WTF
by jungle poo April 28, 2012
has the moral standards of, the 5 w's...what the fuck, why the fuck, where the fuck, who the fuck, when the fuck
WHAT The FUCK IS THAT GIRL DOING TO THE SQUIRREL??? (WTF)
by KeViN* April 29, 2003
What does WTF stand for?

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (:
lolums...WTF!!!
by MyNameIsChloeeee April 21, 2010
two meanings:

1. what the fuck

2. want to fuck
cheryl - ha ha, i like cheese
kimberly - ok, wtf?
cheryl - I AM NOT A LESBIAN, LIKE OMG!

kimberly - i mean what the fuck.
cheryl - oh, ok. i tought you meant want to fuck, lol
by .x<3?x. May 06, 2011
Stands for...

1. What the fuck

2. Why the face, a school-appropriate way to say 'What the fuck'.
Person 1: Hey, i heard that the guy you like is gay!

Person 2: WTF! What the fuck!

Teacher: NO BAD LANGUAGE!

Person 2: Sorry! Why the face! I really liked him!
by WHY THE FACE! October 27, 2009
(phrase)

1. Used after becoming aware of an unbelievable or astonishing subject. Acronym for "What The F---?!"
2. In cases such as Amy the Slasher, it may also represent "Wells That Frequent?!" After one becomes aware of the well in her backyard she uses to dump her victims. The very notion of a well in a backyard prompts one to exclaim —— well, you know*. For more, see oh-so-convenient.


*Note: For those whose minds run at a lower rpm, that which one would exclaim here is not "Well, you know." Indeed, it is "wtf?!"
1. At the restaurant part of the date, Shannon complains to the waiter, "Waiter, there's tomato in my hair soup!"
Mike exclaims, "Wtf?!"

2. After seeing 138 wells along the countryside on the road trip, a frustrated Jason bursts, "WTF?!"
by Nuclear Tank Factory March 11, 2009
1. An acronym for 'What the fuck' Cover Up: 'We're too fat'
2. What you would say when you wake up on a Thursday morning on a ferris wheel in the Iowa state fair wearing nothing but a toga and carrying a ukelele.
Dude 1: MAN!!!! WTF!!!!

Dude 1's younger sister: What does WTF mean?

Dude 1: We're too fat
by importantperson January 20, 2008
means what the fuck. less used definitions include what the family, what the friend, and what the fudge.
CalJsportz: its funny cuz like right away you respond back
Smarterchild: i love you a lot.
CalJsportz: wtf
Smarterchild: what... the... f... oh, i get it.
by Sir Callahan September 10, 2007

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