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wtf:what tom-foolery

normally used by the discerning gentleman in place of more boorish terms.
Gentleman 1:Good evening gents, shall we have a gander at this picture of a fat ugly emo lesbian mexican wrestler with hooks for hands?

Gentleman 2:What-ho, sounds like a smashing idea.

Gentleman 3:I say gents wtf is this.
by LDE December 10, 2007
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Son: so, my dad has a fb now... WTF!
Dad: what does wtf mean?
Son: Welcome To Facebook
by Lucio Soph December 05, 2010
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B Reezy: Hey, Johnnie Butt Pussy, you owe me a twenty.

JBP: Aww, WTF!
by Johnnie Butt Pussy September 24, 2008
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1. An acronym for 'What the fuck' Cover Up: 'We're too fat'
2. What you would say when you wake up on a Thursday morning on a ferris wheel in the Iowa state fair wearing nothing but a toga and carrying a ukelele.
Dude 1: MAN!!!! WTF!!!!

Dude 1's younger sister: What does WTF mean?

Dude 1: We're too fat
by importantperson January 20, 2008
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has the moral standards of, the 5 w's...what the fuck, why the fuck, where the fuck, who the fuck, when the fuck
WHAT The FUCK IS THAT GIRL DOING TO THE SQUIRREL??? (WTF)
by KeViN* April 29, 2003
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Who the fuck
The (w) is meaning who instead of what
Person1- omfg I just saw Garrett Hedlund at Starbucks
Person2- (w)tf is Garret Hedlund!?!?!?
by E/V August 05, 2011
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Although many mistake this abbreviation as 'What the fuck?' or 'World Taekwondo Federation', it actually stands for 'Welcome to Facebook!'. First coined by Abraham Lincoln in the late Jurassic Era, WTF became a popular phrase used by young people everywhere. Abraham Lincoln was shortly after assassinated by Communism, starting both the Vietnam War, and WWII (and the Cold War, if you really want to call it a war).
"WTF Mom!?! You added me on Facebook!?!"
"What does WTF mean young man!!"
"uhhh... Welcome to Facebook?"
"Ohh, thank you!"
by DevSteve March 31, 2012
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