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1.
WMP
Windows Media Player
I'm gonna go watch some pr0n on WMP.
by foshizzle June 11, 2003
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2.
wmp
With my penis
I'm here bringing you an MW2 gameplay wmp.
by Jayrod64 July 30, 2011
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3.
wmp
Wetting My Pants. Similar to LOL and ROFLMAO
That joke you emailed me was so funny I was wmp
by Scotchwipe September 02, 2009
4 5
 
4.
WMP
A Weapon of Mass Pwnage, an item, object, or possibly person, that is used to completly destroy or dominate someone in a something, usally a game.
"Man that guy is killing the crap out us"

"Yeah he made that AK a WMP"
by Dave Carl June 24, 2009
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5.
WMP
short for "Windows Media Player", a retarded media player made by microsoft wich is needed to view the even so retarded WMV, and rebuffers all data when you hit pause.
yo nigga i wus tryin' to view some of them ill-ass fittycent videos, but my windows media player wus fucking that shit up again. Ima be lookin for some phat .MOV files now, bitchv
by baos December 12, 2003
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6.
WMP
When Mana Permits Used frequently in Everquest when you ask for a buff but don't want to sound pushy.
Hey can I have a SoW, wmp?
by perogi June 26, 2006
5 17