Weapons of mass disappearance
Dammit, those smart Iraqis managed to get rid of their WMDs just before we invaded. Well, I suppose now that we're here, we should have a look...
dumdedum. Don't see any. Hm.
But they're definitely here! We're AMERICAN you know, we can't possibly be WRONG. It's those damn Iraqis and their magic invisible dust again.
an acronym for Weapons of Mass Distraction. Refers to a female maintaining mammaries protruding from her thoracic cavity in the shape of rockets or missiles. Leaving all men in the vicinity stupified and all women burning green with envy.
Once Carli started working at the office her WMDs caused a major productivity decline.