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22.
WMD
WHIP MY DICK.

A parody of the phrase "whip my hair" used instead in extreme mad cunt moments such as when sluts are seen flying through the air. Extreme notation enforced of "i dont fucking care" and "omg is this guy for real" when used. Can also refer to actual whipping of a dick, which can either mean jacking off at something exceptionally hot and uberliciously sexy or getting your dick actually whipped because you've been a bad boy (take of that what you will).
1. nerd: "OMG i think i just failed that test!!"
does-not-give-a-fuck student: wmd.

2. "HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE SLUTS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR??"

"WHIP MY DICK!"

*sluts crash landing*
by PACKMYSUITCASE November 30, 2010
 
23.
WMD
Stands for woman of mass deception.

Could be used to describe any female (or group thereof) fitting the description of a cheating, lying, and/or overall deceiving witch.

Contrary to the beliefs of ancient Mezopotamians and Greek philosophers, WMDs can be tamed to a normal female state given a proper dose of physical abuse and micromanagement of her everyday affairs.
Tiger Woods never cheated, his wife is just a WMD.
by Mathayus of Zanzabar June 14, 2010
 
24.
WMD
Weapons of Mass Distraction aka Giant Boobs that will distract guys and cause them to act stupid.
"Look at the WMDs on that girl"

"Damn, she's got some serious WMDs"

:guys walk into wall:
by PersephoneBlck May 10, 2010
 
25.
WMD
A Term to be used a just pretext for Unjust conflict when no other reason is Available or Other reason is Morally wrong.
"I should bust him right in the face"
"Why, For his money?"
"..Uh.. No.. The M-F got WMD kid"
"Word?? Do that S^&t!!"

"Bill why'd you bash Bob's windows in like that?"
"He had WMD"
"OOOH.. well in that case.."
by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004
 
26.
wmd
abbreviation for "wagging my dick"

usually used after stating an accomplishment
told a bitch wearing a susan b anthony shirt to go make me a sandwich. #wmd

just aced that final exam. #wmd
by 164Seton March 16, 2011
 
27.
WMD
Something American intelligence found evidence of in Iraq. We also found mustard gas, which is a type of low level WMD.
America: Oh SHIT. Saddam mustard gassed the kurds, he could do that to us. Grab the WMD's!
by exdeath64 May 07, 2009
 
28.
WMD
The abbreviation of the following phrase: We are Mostly Dumb.
Guy#1: Hey did they find them WMDs in the Middle East?
Guy#2: Actually, they can be found in America.
by Anthony Lurgio March 01, 2008