WMD
The thing the "Coalition of the willing" have totally failed, and have now officially stopped looking for in Iraq. Neocon scare tactics will probably cover this one up as well.
"Hey Rumsfeld! We can't find any weapons!"

"Bah humbug. .... Let's go bomb Syria! They have WMD!"
by concerned citizen January 12, 2005

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WMD
A Term to be used a just pretext for Unjust conflict when no other reason is Available or Other reason is Morally wrong.
"I should bust him right in the face"
"Why, For his money?"
"..Uh.. No.. The M-F got WMD kid"
"Word?? Do that S^&t!!"

"Bill why'd you bash Bob's windows in like that?"
"He had WMD"
"OOOH.. well in that case.."
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Weapons of Mass Dickery - Referring to someone else's dick as a Weapon of Mass Destruction because youre assuming or certain that its big. You never say out loud tho because you shouldn't be out there discussing a niggas's dick size, especially in-front of another nigga. Like lol dude what are you doing? (Created by sussus twitter niggas.)
Optimus: Man im never letting my dick out again, did end well for the last girl i pulled it out for.
Jamal: Yo niggas be having a WMD and lowkey be promoting
Optimus: We not friends nomore.

___________

Jamal: So we was Netflix and Chilling and i decided to hit her with that my WMD...
Tumi: Get out my fucking house breh
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WMD
A WMD, which stands for "weapon of mouth destruction," is an enormous lip full of chewing tobacco packed by a bro whilst chaying with his bros. WMDs are even bigger than gaggers --- this shit is legit.
Me and Jackson were chayin' last night and he packed a fucking WMD, dude. Filled a whole fucking Poland Spring with dipspit.
by atforpres June 01, 2011

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Stands for woman of mass deception.

Could be used to describe any female (or group thereof) fitting the description of a cheating, lying, and/or overall deceiving witch.

Contrary to the beliefs of ancient Mezopotamians and Greek philosophers, WMDs can be tamed to a normal female state given a proper dose of physical abuse and micromanagement of her everyday affairs.
Tiger Woods never cheated, his wife is just a WMD.
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Weapons of Mass Distraction aka Giant Boobs that will distract guys and cause them to act stupid.
"Look at the WMDs on that girl"

"Damn, she's got some serious WMDs"

:guys walk into wall:
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Something American intelligence found evidence of in Iraq. We also found mustard gas, which is a type of low level WMD.
America: Oh SHIT. Saddam mustard gassed the kurds, he could do that to us. Grab the WMD's!
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WMD
WMD - Acronym (Weapon of Mass Destruction): An implement of war utilized to inflict mass casualties. These weapons typically fall into three categories: Chemical, Biological, and Nuclear.

Chemical Weapon - Using a caustic, non-biological agent to harm living entities.

Biological Weapon - Using a living organism (disease, virii, etc.) to harm living entities.

Nuclear Weapon - Utilizing an uncontrolled nuclear fission reaction (atomic bomb) and/or radioactive materials ("dirty bomb") to cause destruction to living entities and inanimate objects.

Needless to say, the production, possession, trade, and use of WMDs is and will remain a topic of contention and controversy.
A "Neutron Bomb" is a fictional WMD. In theory, it uses a powerful (so far fictional) agent "Red Mercury" to cause a massive flux of energy. It causes no concussive blast, but annihilates all living organisms within a large radius.
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