WMD
The Bush admin.'s best excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil.
Let's see, the American people won't believe that we was to Iraq for water...
by army_azn January 30, 2005
WMD
WHIP MY DICK.

A parody of the phrase "whip my hair" used instead in extreme mad cunt moments such as when sluts are seen flying through the air. Extreme notation enforced of "i dont fucking care" and "omg is this guy for real" when used. Can also refer to actual whipping of a dick, which can either mean jacking off at something exceptionally hot and uberliciously sexy or getting your dick actually whipped because you've been a bad boy (take of that what you will).
1. nerd: "OMG i think i just failed that test!!"
does-not-give-a-fuck student: wmd.

2. "HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE SLUTS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR??"

"WHIP MY DICK!"

*sluts crash landing*
by PACKMYSUITCASE November 30, 2010
WMD
weapon of mass disruption: something or someone that causes a massive reaction in public.
The guy that caught the ball during the cubs game was a weapon of mass disruption. witness the amount of objects hurled at him.
by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003
WMD
Wants My Dick
Yo she WMD
by Juggalo 12010 October 10, 2013
WMD
Woman of Mass Distraction
That honey is one fly WMD.
by MIDABI ONE April 29, 2010
Woolly Mammoth of Destruction. Code name for a large, neanderthal-ish looking Persian women. Very rough physically (likes to push and punch), in manners, communication, etc. Enjoys food to a point that the WMD will eat it off the floor. Avoid at all cost.
Guy 1: Just look at that fat bitch, she is forcing herself onto that little guy.
Guy 2: That's sad dude, he is gonna be trampled by the W.M.D.
by Leonar V September 20, 2008
Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts.
She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s
by Hana502 February 16, 2008
WMD
Weapon of Mass Distruction - slang term used by well endowed gent when referring to his larger than average manhood
Gary threatened WMD on every MILF he could find
by Big Gazza November 18, 2005

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