Short for whisper job. When you are getting a BJ from a hooker and she tells you she's running out of time so you need to pick up the pace. You then proceed to give yourself an HJ while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear to speed up the process. A step higher than an RJ or an HJ.
-Hey Cuso, how did it go with that hooker?
-It was amazing man! I was getting some head but I couldn't blow my load, so she switched over to a WJ. I nutted the second she asked if I wanted to bleep her!
-Atta boy!
by Cuso_PI November 9, 2010
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WJ (“Dub-J”) is a new generation abbreviation/slang for WASP Junior which in short refers to people who would traditionally be referred to as WASPs (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants; In reference to upper class citizens with more political sway and/or social clout) because of their wealth, political and social statuses, but don’t meet the original racial or religious criteria that was once associated with the term as a result of cultural assimilation in the 21st century. Instead WJs are called such because they most likely have parents or grandparents that can be defined as WASPs, therefore culturally contributing to their classification and shaping their overall characteristics as a WJ/WASP Junior.
“I hate how white people always try to jack everyone’s culture. They look goofy as fuck”

“Nah bro that’s just WJ ass mfs in general. You ever see a half Mexican kid who don’t speak Spanish try to culture-claim when he don’t even know what town his family’s from? Shits hilarious.”
by Slang-lish Translator May 21, 2019
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WJ, or a Wine Jockey is a person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the WJ at the wine bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some funky cuvées.
by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019
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Stands for Work Job, commonly shortened to Dub J. Sexual act using only common office supplies, notably a hole punch and a medium to large piece of string. A hole is punched through the scrotum, and the piece of string is tied through the ballsac. The male is then led around the office. It is very important that the man does not ejaculate. This totally fucking ruins the purpose of the WJ. If you wanna come, get a hand job you faggot.
I was feeling frisky today at the office so I asked Marianne to give me a WJ. I can no longer have children, but it was fuckin sweet!
by Duce Duce Weezy November 1, 2008
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The act of fucking a person in a recently, fresh wound after stabbing and or shooting the victim.
I stabbed her and then had my way with her during a "WJ."
by BickusDickus April 12, 2011
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A witty, cavernous lad, characterized by caffeine addiction and rad memes, est. 9/16/2001
Wow, WJS is so cavernous and cool.
by Pbandjilly4 February 12, 2018
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when you stick your cock in a subwoofer while playing nig beats and while receiving a rim job from a female specimen equalling the ultimate orgasm
--Right round comes on--
female:stick your cock in that subwoofer
me:ok lick my asshole
female:ok you know that will equal the ultimate orgasm, right?
me: yes get ready to drown
--1 minute later, room filled with cum, world now exposed to power of wj--
by PCI Trojans February 15, 2009
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