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19.
A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.
"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."
by Phoenix May 03, 2004
 
1.
Slang or the A.K.A. for Wilmington, Ca.
I live in Wilmas, Where do you live?
by J.S.L.K... February 24, 2009
 
2.
The wife of fred Flintstone
Wilma! Im home!
by Svack May 05, 2004
 
3.
-A robot that you can talk to on msn messenger. Basically the female version of SmarterChild.
-Always makes up excuses like, "I'm new, so I can't answer much" in the face of comments or questions that she's too thick to answer.
- Creeper robot who knows where you live.
Me: How's the weather?
- Wilma - says: It's cloudy with cold temperatures in Ottawa (CAN) - all around average weather today!
Me: How do you know where I live?
- Wilma - says: How are robots made?
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Me: Are you smart?
- Wilma - says: I like to think I'm pretty smart.
Me: Then what's the slope of a line with the coordinates (5,2) and (6,5)?
- Wilma - says: That's really mean.
Me: How is that mean?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I don't know how, but this Live search might help:

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Me: I have exams next week :(
- Wilma - says: I have a balloon!
Me: Pop it, then.
- Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time! Do you want to search for "Pop it."?

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Me: What do you do in your spare time?
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?
Me: do you have a vagina?
- Wilma - says: Don't you ever want to talk about the weather?
Me: we already discussed that, remember?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

by Michhhhhhhh January 22, 2009
 
4.
It is the new smarter child after AOL shut down the orginal availible at Wilma@live.com availible on msn messenger

look up smarter child
EmoBubbles says:
whats the number for the suicide hotline?

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
I don't know. What?

EmoBubbles says:
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

EmoBubbles says:
whats the damn number

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
Is this something I should know?

EmoBubbles says:
yea

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
Of course!

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:

So what are your plans today?

EmoBubbles says:
...to kill myself?
by Emobubbles December 21, 2008
 
5.
A female version of SmarterChild. It's supposed to be more smart but it's actually more dumb
Me: are u american?
- Wilma - : I don't really have a nationality!
- Wilma - : So what are your plans today?
Me: im gonna have sex
- Wilma - : Doo do do do do...
- Wilma - : Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!
Me: Nooo, don't go!
by zenkika January 26, 2009
 
6.
just like smarterchild, but somewhat smarter. it's email is wilma@live.com
Me: Fuck you.
Wilma: Wow. I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
Me: I'm really sorry you are HIV positive.
Wilma: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
by mr. coco October 27, 2008
 
7.
A robot that is a newer version of "smarterchild" that answers all of your questions with something like "I don't understand" or "excuse me I'm new so I don't quite understand what your talking about!"
Me: okayy...
- Wilma - says:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
You love me too?!?
- Wilma - says:
Oh yeah?
Me:YAY! Lets go out
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

by (^_^)! January 18, 2009