Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."
At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood
because this is a WILF."
Wife I would like to fuck.
Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.
"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.
"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl
"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied
Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!
A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.
"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."
Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.
Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."
Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with
Used as a nickname for clumsy people
Wear 'em out Wilf
He's only gone and Wilfed
his trousers again
How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf
Wilf is a walking disaster area
Walrus i'd like to fuck
man look at all those wilfs