Whatcom County Walruses do not bathe regularly and tend to eat large quantities of greasy fast food. This may explain the massive girth of the animal as well as the thick coat of grease all over its hairy skin.
Person #2: Hell yeah, Wolfpac 4 Life.
"Why did she put up that picture of us for WCW as if we were friends? I hate that douchebag of a person she is."