Wargasm

Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.

Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"

Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"

Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "

Zach: "That good huh?"

Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"

by Sapper Daddy1 January 12, 2013

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Wargasm

The feeling of testostrone mixing with sadism and a mental orgasm, generally does not leave lovestains in your jeans.
This can happen when holding a wicked sword built for actual use, caressing a bitchin' gun, or any weapon for that matter.
It can happen after oblitorating a target/enemy with a vicious attack that completely rocks the room.
You may have a wargasm after witnessing sheer badass combat, such as watching 300, the best of UFC, ect.
On another note, a wargasm also occurs during these things if said thing lasts long enough for the body to fully process and fully grip HOW MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE THAT SORRY BASTARD JUST TOOK!!! (Veins popping out of temples with relish and emphasis)

-I think I just had a Wargasm and it was beautiful.

-"I think im about to have a Wargasm, someone get a mop and bucket!" (WHOOOSH!!!) "HAAaaaa...." *twitch, twitch*

-This sword just gave me a woody, and then I had a Wargasm, its as Wargasmic as that paintball gun I saw last night...

-DUUUDE!!! THAT POINT BLANK SHOTGUN TO THE MOUTH OUT OF NOWHERE JUST GAVE ME A WARGASM!!! FUCK THAT WAS NICE!

-300 gives me multiple Wargasms, that guy is a fuckin badass, it redefined warrior for me!

-Did you see that fight last night? It was Wargasmic!

-WAAAAA!! HAAA! DID YOU!?! AAAAAAH! I THINK IM GONNA...(falls down convulsing as wet spot appears near crotch.)

by Source: Brennan Cox, June 12, 2007

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An orgasm achieved from coitus with the carcasses of enemies which one has slaughtered. Frequently experienced by the protagonists of songs by the American death metal band Cannibal Corpse.

I wargasmed after fornicating with the bodies of those Iraqis we killed last week

by CrotchCarver February 8, 2009

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The act of having an orgasm after playing a war-based game, FPS, or RTS.

After playing 14 straight hours of playing CoD 4, I had this HUGE and amazing wargasm that lasted the rest of the night.

by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008

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A term used by war video game players, particularly Call of Duty and Battlefield nerds. A 'Wargasm' is supposedly an orgasmic sensation felt when a player goes on a rampage or killing spree. Nerds claim to shout or scream when they get 'Wargasms' and they also claim that the sensation enables them to get multiple kills in a short time.

Nerd #1: "I just got 5 kills!"
Nerd #2: "Wow! Did you get a wargasm?"
Nerd #1: "Yeah I just got a really long wargasm!"

by Jiggaman 777 August 18, 2010

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