1. When Constantine said he's going to be all over Fox news, I thought he meant he was going on the O'Reilly Factor. Just my WAMUS.

2. WAMUSWhen he said he's was going to be on the news, I figured he was hinting that he was going to be on a new Fox show with Kelsey Grammar called "Action News." /WAMUS

3. I just thought he was gonna be on the local 5 o'clock news...but whadda I know...WAS.

4. Club-goers: Girl One: Where did Jenny disappear to?
Girl Two: I think she's getting some in the bathroom with that guy she was talking to.
Girl One: Damn! That's some WAMUS!! She's standing right behind you.

5. Roommate Guy 1: What time did you roll in last night?
Roommate Guy 2: Shit if I can remember. I was so drunk I think I had a 3-way with those 2 chicks from the bar.
Guy 1: Jahyeahuh right!! In your dreams! WAMUS!!